These are all making fun of all of us--members of the club and people I know who watch anime. They're meant to be for fun, so please keep that in mind. It's only a joke, not meant to offend anyone. And to be fair, I've appropriately insulted myself.
Remember, "watch" refers to watching anime.
Ideal Otaku: I watch, therefore I am.
Vic: I watch and research, therefore I know it all.
Danny: I watch and justify crossdressing.
Kate: I watch and watch and watch and watch....
Bambie: I watch, therefore I love it.
Liz: I watch, therefore I should get to be the star.
Ross: I slept through it.
Jordan: I watch, therefore I build webpages.
Alex: I watch, I laugh; it's all in fun.
Jesse: It was dumb.
Andrew: I watched it while playing Everquest.
Richie: puu, puu...
Casey: I watch, therefore I believe.
Cody: I watched it and it was fucked up.
Bussey: When do we get to see naked chicks?